I have forgotten the cat’s name. I had what was left over from Ceasar’s brother for dinner last night, and a cheese burger for breakfast don’t judge me, my days are limited and I’m working with the resources I have. The dogs and I have retreated to the basement. The little one will not be…
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Home Alone Day 5
Update: The cat has abandoned me. Last night, I went to see Caesar’s little brother Little Caesar to beg for scraps. He is a tall man with speakers on his ear and a microphone. He cut me a deal and I was able to acquire a pizza that had cheese in the crust for $9.99. He also had used…
Home Alone Day 4
Update: Still haven’t seen the cat. One of the villagers came by and brought me burgers for dinner so I didn’t have to explore the woods yet. Got word from the West that the kids found the bag of random noise makers I slipped into my daughter’s book bag. I hear that the wife was…
Home Alone Day 3
Day 3 of wife and kids being gone for a month. Status: the dogs and chickens are still alive, haven’t seen the cat. I’m out of frozen pizza and am resorting to hunter gatherer mode, I’m sure there is something in the Woods I can eat. The couch has an imprint of my butt and…
The miracle of human flight Daddy Diaries Vacation Day 2.5
According to my research on the interwebs, the Wright Brothers first flight was about 113 years ago. This great World Wide Web has also informed me that there is an Italian lady that is living and 116 years old. That means in her lifetime we went from the dream of man flying through the sky…
Be the 1% -Daddy Diaries beach vacation day 2.
Ok so I am not by any means the 1% unless you are talking about the percentage of people that put mayonnaise on their broccoli. Don’t judge me it will change your life. These days we hear a lot about the 1%, and here is how you can feel like it without any money. No…
Daddy Diaries: Vacation day 1
Here’s how beach trips start with our army of children. We scheduled to leave town at 3:30-4. At 6:30 we pull out of the drive way. What was the delay you ask? Well my wife didn’t get home until close to 5 because of workload on her last day of work, so that’s understandable but…