I haven’t done a daddy diaries entry in a while but thought I will give a little taste of the ridiculousness that is my life. I’ll give you two tonight. 1. Two weeks ago my lovely bride dropped her phone and it broke the screen and then just stopped working. She has a long history…
Mommy leaves for 10 minutes. Imagine what my week was like!
I decided to post again to vent about the last two hours of my life. I call it “negotiating with terrorists”. The kids are definitely insurgents here to take down the sanity of the man. After we got home from dance I fed them, Philip of course would only eat hotdogs but he wanted 100…
Last night: Philip was the only bed invader last night but when Maddy woke me up this morning, I couldn’t open my eyes. I talked her through getting breakfast from my bed then asked her if she would like to pack her lunch. She said sure and came back in with her lunch box 10…
Day after yesterday: today was supposed to be my big break. I was taking a bunch of clients golfing, but The Lord decided that I didn’t need a break and soaked roanoke all day. Maybe it is just God’s tears from having to watch his kids all the time. I get it! When we moved…
Day 5ish: Philip decided that his room was too scary last night so he slept directly next to me in the king size bed lady night. I got up got all lunches packed and got them all to school on time! And I remembered the jelly. Our friend Emily picked them up for me today because…
Day whatever: in the words of Ana from the frozen soundtrack in for the first time in forever, which I now have listen to 100 times, ” I don’t know if I’m elated or gassy but I’m somewhere in that zone”. The kids are in bed! I didn’t get a chance to finish off the…