I have forgotten the cat’s name. I had what was left over from Ceasar’s brother for dinner last night, and a cheese burger for breakfast don’t judge me, my days are limited and I’m working with the resources I have. The dogs and I have retreated to the basement. The little one will not be much help when the IRS comes, he has too much energy and isn’t very scary. I stepped on a lego this morning and discovered the most extreme pain in the world. It gave me an idea, because the villager cut down my cover, I have decided to deploy legos all over the yard. One step on one of those suckers and the IRS man will surely flee. If he is one of the high percentage of people that wear shoes then this will be useless but it gives me a little sense of comfort to know that I have a least reduced the risk in the off chance he comes barefoot. To supplement my plan I have place a sign at the end of the drive that says “no shoes allowed”. Because he is a government official he has to obey the rules and then I got him.
The fortress of solitude is still in the design phase, mostly because I am distracted easily and the couch is comfortable. I’m going to take apart the dresser today to see if I can fix the drawer refiller myself. It is my most pressing matter at this point because I am out of underwear and paper towels. I am now on the third and final bathroom so I have have to figure out where the toilet paper comes from too. If I am able to figure those out, I will start the fortress this evening. I don’t know if Caesar’s brother takes off on the weekends but I may have to venture out to see. I am still a little frightened to check out the place they call Kroger but I may be forced too by the end of the weekend. I found more pillows in the guest room so I have stacked them all for easy access. So far the envelope man has not returned but I am watching the box at the end of the driveway closely. The dog took it upon himself to shore up our defenses upstairs by pooping on the floor. I have left it for now and rewarded him for thinking ahead but it is starting to smell.