Unbelievable night tonight. We went out to get the kids a gift for filling up their sticker charts at Towers. After we looked through every toy in the store we finally decided on a handful and headed off to eat some dinner at Fosters Grill. As I sat there watching my toothless wonder trying to eat chicken wings, which was funny in itself, I was thinking about what my next blog post would be. I thought about going back to my promise of randomly yelling out Michael Jackson sounds to try to embarrass my kids and let out a couple at the table to see if my intentions of embarrassing them would materialize. As I let out a, “he he he” and a “Jamon”, I quickly realized that there weren’t enough people to properly embarrass them. So I’ll keep that for a later date. So we finish up and walk outside at the mall and I crap you not, there was a friggin rooster on the sidewalk. Someone called the cops and when he pulled up you could tell that he was enjoying himself. He said, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that. Then he posed for a selfie (attached so you’ll believe it). I told him that when I got to the mall there was a lady driving around an el camino up and down the parking lot yelling “LOLA”. To which he replied, “hold on a sec”. He got on his radio and said, ” apparently the chicken’s name is Lola. We’re looking for a lady in an el camino”. Then he came back to me and said, ” sorry I just wanted to say that on the radio”. Then a man walked up totally oblivious to the situation and the cop said, “you want a chicken?”, then he looked over and said, “man that’s the one we been looking for”. Apparently someone brought 4 roosters in to work for aim reason and they escaped. All were found but Lola. He grabbed her up and took off walking through The shopping center rooster in hand. Right then three other cops pulled in and found the whole situation rather amusing. You can’t make this stuff up. I’m sure Lola is back safe and sound in the back of her el camino now with her three friends. Tuesday Morning’s new catch phrase, “Prices so good, your chickens wanna shop”
