Most people will click this link to find magical ways to drive women crazy in a good way. I however, am talking about clinically crazy, which I happen to be an expert in. So here are the goods:
1. When you get home, take off your tie and leave it in the kitchen.
2. Leave your socks in the floor. (apparently this is a big deal)
3. In front of your wife, tell your friend that their babysitter is hot. (also a big deal)
4. Play games on your cell phone with the kids while she is making dinner.
5. Pinch her butt every time she walks by you. (even better as she is walking up the stairs)
6. Don’t comment on how clean the house is even though she has been cleaning it all day.
7. Fall asleep in your kids bed while you’re putting them to sleep and she is doing dishes.
8. Ask for a back rub before she gets the chance to ask for one.
9. When she gives you a back rub say thanks but when she asks you for one say, “What will you give me?”
10. And finally when all the preparation for bed is done and she is climbing in, release a paint peeling fart under the blanket that she is lifting up!
Follow these steps and you’re sure to drive her crazy and you will, like my Halloween costume, be living in a van down by the river. Don’t follow and you probably have a happy marriage!